Greg Kinnear: Before anyone knew who the hell he was.
Heidi Klum: Heidi Klum is the cutest thing EVER.
Richard LeGravenese: The master screenwriter writes women’s parts like no one else.
Matt LeBlanc: The sweetest guy I ever interviewed. He only wanted to give me some of the free Ray-Bans they sent as soon as he could afford to buy them himself.
Jason Scott Lee: Natural Wonder.
Spike Lee: The other side of Spike Lee.
Robert Sean Leonard: I’m so happy that he’s gotten so much attention for his great work on House.
Ray Liotta: Ray Liotta is like a fine wine. Better and better over the years.
Greg Louganis: Years ago I saw Louganis diving at the University of Miami pool. Meeting him was a total thrill.
Rob Lowe: LOOOOOOOOVE him.
Adrian Lyne: This is a man who knows how to direct sexy movies.
Samantha Mathis: Mathis is hot as a pistol.
Steve Martin: My love letter to Steve Martin.
Gretchen Mol: Rhymes With Doll.
Mike Myers: An asshole of epic proportions.
Jeremy Northam: No more Mr. Knightly.
Chris O’Donnell: Innocent abroad.
Camille Paglia: Camille Paglia’s target practice.
Barry Pepper: Barry is one hot Pepper.
Lou Diamond Phillips: His wife left him for Melissa Etheridge! I could not stop laughing.
River Phoenix: I wrote this the week after River died. His work was so amazing — he’ll always be missed.
Roman Polanski: Roman Holiday (not really).
Kelly Preston: Preston lets me quiz her, and quiz her, about hubby John Travolta.